stella-sparrow:

Borderline Life.

stella-sparrow:

Borderline Life.

fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:

IAVA’s Fifth Annual Heroes Gala

fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:

IAVA’s Fifth Annual Heroes Gala

(via thestephencolbertreport)

forthepersonidliketobecome:

Inspired by X - Something a fan said to Hank Green about concerts.

forthepersonidliketobecome:

Inspired by X - Something a fan said to Hank Green about concerts.

(via effyeahnerdfighters)

crotchetybushtit:

rightwinged:

crotchetybushtit:

hey, this is the government
we saw that post you made on tumblr dot com and we think that’s really cool that you want to be independent and stuff
we’re here to take away your access to public roads and we’re pulling your kids out of school. we’re taking away your high school diploma and any degrees you got at a public univeristy.
you can’t use the post office anymore, the only reason that’s as cheap as it is is that you share the service with other US citizens.
we’ll no longer be monitoring the safety of your water, as independent as you are, i bet you can identify whether your water has 44 ppm of nitrate in it by yourself.
your employer can start making you work on the weekends and for longer hours. we’ve notified them that you no longer need the government to protect you and they are really excited to get those extra hours of work out of you.
if someone breaks into your house or your house catches on fire, you should be able to handle that yourself. you don’t need government to save you.
we’re also taking back the tax credits we’ve given you over the years for childcare, homeowning, getting an education, buying a yacht, starting a business, etc. we know you’re so independent you don’t even want that support!
we’ve let all the state, national, and local parks know who you are so they won’t let you in.
so again, this is the government, thanking you for taking the initiative! you’re very brave.

You have no clue what government handouts are apparently.

nah i know exactly what “government handouts” are - they’re conveniently all the government services you don’t partake of.

crotchetybushtit:

rightwinged:

crotchetybushtit:

hey, this is the government

we saw that post you made on tumblr dot com and we think that’s really cool that you want to be independent and stuff

we’re here to take away your access to public roads and we’re pulling your kids out of school. we’re taking away your high school diploma and any degrees you got at a public univeristy.

you can’t use the post office anymore, the only reason that’s as cheap as it is is that you share the service with other US citizens.

we’ll no longer be monitoring the safety of your water, as independent as you are, i bet you can identify whether your water has 44 ppm of nitrate in it by yourself.

your employer can start making you work on the weekends and for longer hours. we’ve notified them that you no longer need the government to protect you and they are really excited to get those extra hours of work out of you.

if someone breaks into your house or your house catches on fire, you should be able to handle that yourself. you don’t need government to save you.

we’re also taking back the tax credits we’ve given you over the years for childcare, homeowning, getting an education, buying a yacht, starting a business, etc. we know you’re so independent you don’t even want that support!

we’ve let all the state, national, and local parks know who you are so they won’t let you in.

so again, this is the government, thanking you for taking the initiative! you’re very brave.

You have no clue what government handouts are apparently.

nah i know exactly what “government handouts” are - they’re conveniently all the government services you don’t partake of.

(via sandandglass)

thestephencolbertreport:

Stephen cracking up doing his Robert De Niro impression.

:)


electric pokemon

electric pokemon

(via miaouler)

skulldog:

Day 13: Favorite electric type.
Manectric. No competition there.

skulldog:

Day 13: Favorite electric type.

Manectric. No competition there.

lattemonstr:

shiny manectric

lattemonstr:

shiny manectric

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
Mega Manectric by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

Mega Manectric by request.